10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.