10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike