10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is for loners.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe