10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Those eggs smell delicious!