10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson