10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger