10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.