10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.