10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts