10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05