10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.