10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen