10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"