10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth