10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris