10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.