10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz