10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...