10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain