10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."