10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz