10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.