10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.