10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen