10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.