10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen