10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim