10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth