10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.