10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"