10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."