10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.