10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth