10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die