10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek