10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword