10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"