10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.