10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."