10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.