10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek