10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"