10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.