10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Welcome to kicker school