10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)