10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fook the floosh droo!