10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.