10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is for loners.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson