10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is for loners.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake