10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.